the campaign

During the beginning of a romantic relationship, both partners put forth due dilligence to continually express their best qualities in hopes of securing their partner's love, thus allowing the campaign to end. The campaign is also considered officially over when one or both individuals: a. fart in front of the other b. begin to 'let themself go' c. reveal the heinous aspects of their character that up to this point have been painstakingly masked and concealed d. admit to be currently suffering from rupadupalus